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Once again, warming temperatures incite the wild women of Mayberry. It happens every year. During the Winter, the police reports are male dominated. The arrival of warm weather reverses things. The latest report detailed 9 incidents, 7 by women, 2 by men. The women were charged with Larceny, Assault, Failure to Appear, Resisting a Public Officer, Driving with Revoked License, Aiding & Abetting larceny, and DUI.
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It needs to be nipped in the bud but they just don't make them like Barney anymore. Thanks for keeping us informed Jim!
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No charges for "affray"? Someone is slipping.jim d, wrote: ↑Tue Mar 15, 2022 2:05 pm Once again, warming temperatures incite the wild women of Mayberry. It happens every year. During the Winter, the police reports are male dominated. The arrival of warm weather reverses things. The latest report detailed 9 incidents, 7 by women, 2 by men. The women were charged with Larceny, Assault, Failure to Appear, Resisting a Public Officer, Driving with Revoked License, Aiding & Abetting larceny, and DUI.
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DAMN JIM !!! THOSE WILD WOMEN SOUND LIKE THERE JUST MY TYPE !!!
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Girls like that spend a lot of time in jail but doing that they ain't talking your leg off. If your lucky they'll be locked up over the holidays and not spending your knife money.
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girls like that used to give me an "Imitation Horn" .
you knew it wasn't real, but they felt good to hold if you didn't look too close
you knew it wasn't real, but they felt good to hold if you didn't look too close
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Lots of crime in Mayberry it seems !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's why most of that kind of work is done with the lights off. Drink more beer!
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Mayberry crime update: Yesterday's paper contained 14 police reports, 10 of which involved women. DUI accounted for half of them, the other half was comprised of communicating threats and larcenies. It came as a bit of a surprise because the well announced drunk driving crackdown usually begins Independence Day weekend. Apparently both the women and the police got an early start this year. Perhaps it is a harbinger of what is to come this week as the Independence Day festivities, which are big for the small size of the town, occur tomorrow. We shall see....
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What is the world coming to. If Barny was still around there would be some serious bud nipping going down!
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Moon shiners are all around Mayberry ( a dry county) these days since Barney and Andy are not on patrol anymore.....
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They just don't make them like that anymore, what a shame. Has to be one of the best shows ever!
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I got two old ladies in their 90's that faithfully watch Pittsburgh's ME TV (memorable TV)
Andy Griffith, Gomer Pyle, Green Acres. . . . Then when Stalag13 comes on at 10:00pm
they switch to Hallmark to binge watch Golden Girls. . .
They're almost deaf, So the TV is on at . . . M A X I M U M V O L U M E
They have been doing this for several years now . . .I have memorized the dialog of every episode.
I'm trapped, an invalid, in the next room. . . .
I have nightmares about car insurance commercials.
Come to the General and SAVE ONLINE . . . . . Boy is that loud. . .
Liberty Liberty . . . L i b e r t y . . . . . . . .
We are Farmers (musical note) We've seen it all. . . .
Arby's . . . . We have the meat. . . .
Andy Griffith, Gomer Pyle, Green Acres. . . . Then when Stalag13 comes on at 10:00pm
they switch to Hallmark to binge watch Golden Girls. . .
They're almost deaf, So the TV is on at . . . M A X I M U M V O L U M E
They have been doing this for several years now . . .I have memorized the dialog of every episode.
I'm trapped, an invalid, in the next room. . . .
I have nightmares about car insurance commercials.
Come to the General and SAVE ONLINE . . . . . Boy is that loud. . .
Liberty Liberty . . . L i b e r t y . . . . . . . .
We are Farmers (musical note) We've seen it all. . . .
Arby's . . . . We have the meat. . . .
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It could always be worse, they could be watching a Barny marathon.
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