An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidently swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple days like everyone else does."
A Close Shave
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- ILikeStilettos
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A Close Shave
Dave Sause
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
Re: A Close Shave
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Re: A Close Shave
As Sherlock Holmes was supposed to have said, "It's alimentary, my dear Watson."
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Re: A Close Shave
my kind of joke,good one Dude.
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Re: A Close Shave
LOL, the truth always comes out in the end.natcherly wrote:As Sherlock Holmes was supposed to have said, "It's alimentary, my dear Watson."
Dave Sause
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."