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The
plane leaves JFK airport under the control of a Jewish Captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and
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an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the auto-pilot,
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leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese..."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "Why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why."
"No, no", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah.
That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese. Doesn't matter, you're all alike."
There's a few minutes of silence ...
"I no rike Jews", the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic," says the co-pilot.
"What? That's insane.
Jews didn't sink the Titanic," exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah ... all frucking same."
Pilots
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Re: Pilots
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Frucking split my sides laughing!
Nice one mate ....hope your well over there.
All the best Pete.
Ian
Frucking split my sides laughing!
Nice one mate ....hope your well over there.
All the best Pete.
Ian
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Re: Pilots
Love it!
Does this make hambergers kosher?
I know, the spelling is wrong but let's not quibble.
Does this make hambergers kosher?
I know, the spelling is wrong but let's not quibble.