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Re: wally
Mr. Sammy,
About the only time I hear from Wally is when he's hiding behind his dumpster taking his Coor's break. Usually when I'm busy at work, project managing the hapless rotards. He knows the rule to call me at lunch, but he never regards my special wishes. Just last week I get a text from him whilst sitting at a construction meeting listening to the drone of engineers and semi important subcontractors, my phone goes ding, everybody shuts up and looks at me. I kindly let everyone know it wasn't important, only the midget porn channel informing me of a new upcoming episode...
I'm sure Wally would have chuckled at that remark.
Best regards,
Bonz
About the only time I hear from Wally is when he's hiding behind his dumpster taking his Coor's break. Usually when I'm busy at work, project managing the hapless rotards. He knows the rule to call me at lunch, but he never regards my special wishes. Just last week I get a text from him whilst sitting at a construction meeting listening to the drone of engineers and semi important subcontractors, my phone goes ding, everybody shuts up and looks at me. I kindly let everyone know it wasn't important, only the midget porn channel informing me of a new upcoming episode...
I'm sure Wally would have chuckled at that remark.
Best regards,
Bonz
"A little rebellion now & then is a good thing"
Thomas Jefferson
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Re: wally
So i take it he still resides in this realm of existence. That's a good thing
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- Wally J. Corpse
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Re: wally
Greetings, Legion Of Fan-
Eye have survived! Busy with latest adventure in Fresno By The Sea- to wit- There I Was, As roofing inspector sneaking up on the lil' rascals on an AT&T switching facility, daytime temps. 109-113F. 'Twas the other day whence we had rain with lightening nearby. The building manager casually advised caution therein, I was standing on a 12 story roof covered with metal antenna masts AS lightening walked towards me. Nothing AS awe inspiring AS watching your third demise creep closer. Eye am almost practically maybe certain that mine plastic crash helmet wouldnaye save me from a bolt from above.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
Eye have survived! Busy with latest adventure in Fresno By The Sea- to wit- There I Was, As roofing inspector sneaking up on the lil' rascals on an AT&T switching facility, daytime temps. 109-113F. 'Twas the other day whence we had rain with lightening nearby. The building manager casually advised caution therein, I was standing on a 12 story roof covered with metal antenna masts AS lightening walked towards me. Nothing AS awe inspiring AS watching your third demise creep closer. Eye am almost practically maybe certain that mine plastic crash helmet wouldnaye save me from a bolt from above.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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Re: wally
I don't know about all dat but I'm glad to see you're still suckin air! Take care of yourself, ifin you don't at least leave a good story for us, but no time soon!!!
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Re: wally
You would need an aluminum hard hat with an attached 200 foot ground strap on a convenient, chest mounted reel. Safety would then be thine.
Too bad you didn't have this trip to Fresno by the Sea a couple of years ago. Then you could have spent time with the legendary Bottom Feeder.
Too bad you didn't have this trip to Fresno by the Sea a couple of years ago. Then you could have spent time with the legendary Bottom Feeder.
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Re: wally
I don't think Jerr could Handel Wally's farts. But then again you never know.
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Re: wally
Mr. Natcherly,natcherly wrote:You would need an aluminum hard hat with an attached 200 foot ground strap on a convenient, chest mounted reel. Safety would then be thine.
Oh, I forgot about the days of the self grounding aluminum hardhats so popular with tree professionals and PG&E linesmen. You can give Wally your helmet, and I'll loan him my 1 Iron...
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Re: wally
Greetings, Legion Of Fan-
In regards to the rumored safety effects of a grounding cable mitigating the detrimental effects of a lightening strike, AS eye stood on said roof, rental Einstein pointed out that the roof perimeter possessed a large diameter stranded copper cable intended AS grounding/dispersal of massive energy inflicted by bolts fromst above, and AS we watched arcs of white/blue/purple strokes walk towards us, he made a noticeable leap away from said cable , of which, after shaking mineself out of the transfixed awe of seeing such earthly/creator power display, I followed suit.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
In regards to the rumored safety effects of a grounding cable mitigating the detrimental effects of a lightening strike, AS eye stood on said roof, rental Einstein pointed out that the roof perimeter possessed a large diameter stranded copper cable intended AS grounding/dispersal of massive energy inflicted by bolts fromst above, and AS we watched arcs of white/blue/purple strokes walk towards us, he made a noticeable leap away from said cable , of which, after shaking mineself out of the transfixed awe of seeing such earthly/creator power display, I followed suit.
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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Re: wally
Mr. Corpse,
Nice to see you are alive (oxymoron ?) and back in the swing of things...
Best regards,
Bonz
Nice to see you are alive (oxymoron ?) and back in the swing of things...
Best regards,
Bonz
"A little rebellion now & then is a good thing"
Thomas Jefferson
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Re: wally
Greetings. Legion Of Fan-
It appears AS though eye haved survived another orbit around Sol. I amst feeling almost practically fairly adequate in the health realm. Latest adventure within the medical industry was thus- mine pulmonary specialist directed me unto the allergist department, and after their regimen of breathing tests which almost stroked me out, 'twas announced that eye qualify for an exhorbitantly expensive newish drug treatment, wherein I would be injected once a month in an attempt to ease my COPD symptoms. Yay says me, until informed of the possible side effects, which include shingles, herpes and/or death. I believe denial of offer is reasonable, 'eh?
Yikes! Onst this last day of'n this year, I realtize it's been 15 years since eye first inflicted mineself herein these hollowed halls, in that respect, eye hereby decree mine thanks to all the inmates herein for thine tolerance and ol' palisms.
Happy New Year!
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
It appears AS though eye haved survived another orbit around Sol. I amst feeling almost practically fairly adequate in the health realm. Latest adventure within the medical industry was thus- mine pulmonary specialist directed me unto the allergist department, and after their regimen of breathing tests which almost stroked me out, 'twas announced that eye qualify for an exhorbitantly expensive newish drug treatment, wherein I would be injected once a month in an attempt to ease my COPD symptoms. Yay says me, until informed of the possible side effects, which include shingles, herpes and/or death. I believe denial of offer is reasonable, 'eh?
Yikes! Onst this last day of'n this year, I realtize it's been 15 years since eye first inflicted mineself herein these hollowed halls, in that respect, eye hereby decree mine thanks to all the inmates herein for thine tolerance and ol' palisms.
Happy New Year!
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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Re: wally
Good to hear from you Wally. Hoping 2018 is better for all of us.