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Buy This Man A Drink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I9Ryai-oaw
Interesting how a bunch of racist conservatives favorite people are folks like-
Ms. Faulkner is a baaaad girl
Interesting how a bunch of racist conservatives favorite people are folks like-
Ms. Faulkner is a baaaad girl
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Re: Buy This Man A Drink
When Trump wins I would love to see him make Sheriff Clarke the head of the FBI
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
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Reading my mind brother. He needs to find a slot for Lt Col West too.tequiza wrote:When Trump wins I would love to see him make Sheriff Clarke the head of the FBI
I already have a place for the lovely Harris Damn that woman is fine.
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Oh Boy, the door to Uncle Tom's Cabin has opened!
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When Trump wins I would love to see him make Sheriff Clarke the head of the FBI
I thought about that too, and Rudy for AG
Jim
I thought about that too, and Rudy for AG
Jim
Re: Buy This Man A Drink
And Allen West for Secretary of Defense.jim d, wrote:When Trump wins I would love to see him make Sheriff Clarke the head of the FBI
I thought about that too, and Rudy for AG
Jim
Polish a knife, cook a pig, drink several beers
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Which man gets the drink? The one in the yellow dress?
Re: Buy This Man A Drink
Every man is entitled to his opinion but do not mistake this-daddyloko wrote:Which man gets the drink? The one in the yellow dress?
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Re: Buy This Man A Drink
Now, now, please control yourself, Dave. I mean what would Kayla say about all this. You haven't forgotten her in the throes of Harris Faulkner Fever Yes we need lots of new blood in DC. Many have tried but few have really made a difference. That place seems to corrupt newcomers so that in a relatively short time they are right in sync with the worst of the worst. We have a chance with Trump as he does not need to curry favor with the likes of Nancy Pelosi.Viking45 wrote:Reading my mind brother. He needs to find a slot for Lt Col West too.tequiza wrote:When Trump wins I would love to see him make Sheriff Clarke the head of the FBI
I already have a place for the lovely Harris Damn that woman is fine.
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Who let the Tom's out - Trump, Trump...
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David- Kayla over Harris any day
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I saw that David Clarke might be in the running to head the Dept. of Homeland Security. I think he would be a good choice for that position.
Jim
Jim
Re: Buy This Man A Drink
THIS IS A POST FROM ANOTHER FORUM , WORTH SHARING.
Well, the exodus from the United States of Trump haters to Canada is now in full swing. Looks as if things will be bad now for the Canadians.
NEWS FROM CANADA
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s.
"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, (Myron Floren) we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?
Well, the exodus from the United States of Trump haters to Canada is now in full swing. Looks as if things will be bad now for the Canadians.
NEWS FROM CANADA
The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.
Canadian border residents say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. "He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Alberta border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.
Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s.
"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, (Myron Floren) we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD's, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?
TRYKER
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
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Re: Buy This Man A Drink
Love it!
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Interesting note- Clarke's wiki page says he is a Democrat.jim d, wrote:I saw that David Clarke might be in the running to head the Dept. of Homeland Security. I think he would be a good choice for that position.
Jim
I'll take all the dems like him we can get.