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Teddy
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Post by Teddy »

I found a nicer one..... just as dumb though.... see what you think..

http://www.intellibuddy.com/?v1=86594&v ... 2ea79a&v=5

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Post by Teddy »

PS..

You'll need to turn your sound up.... this one talks back... 8)

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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: your voice is creepy
>Intellibuddy: You can't judge a book by its cover.
>You: watch me
>Intellibuddy: I am watching.
>You: ok. now listen
>Intellibuddy: Yippee!Why now? I am all ears.
>You: ok. you're dumb
>Intellibuddy: Yippee! My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>You: ya. cuz you're dumb.
>Intellibuddy: That's alright.Good reason. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>You: ok. so how do we fix stupidity?
>Intellibuddy: I see.And? Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
>You: that won't be too long. now about that stupidity. a hammer will fix you good
>Intellibuddy: "Just keep talking to me as long as you can" won\'t be too long ? I understand.Why now? Oh yeah, we were talking about that stupidity. Try to tell me that another way.
>You: you
>You: (Thinking...)are
>Intellibuddy: "Try to tell me that another way"? Me, User ?
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time. In the context of are, I don't understand "Me User."
>You: maybe thats cuz you're dumb.
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
>You: thats cuz no one ever talks to you.
>Intellibuddy: Thanks for explaining cuz no one ever talks to you.
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Post by JerrBear »

sakura wrote:for some reason... she keeps turning down my requests for a date.




Mr. sakura,

Do you think it might be because HIS name is Hal?

Or maybe he just hates your spastic jimping avatar!
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Post by sakura »

he looks like a girl. good thing I don't have this problem in real life.
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