declare yourself poll

Do you want to talk about your beautiful country, family, or dog? Would you like to say where you went on holiday or how you arranged the garden? Are you willing to tell us you girlfriend left you for a(nother) loser? Do you have ANY non knife-related topic you want to discuss? This is the place!

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which lable fits you best???

Poll ended at Mon May 24, 2004 2:13 am

Waco Texas right winger
2
13%
Rush Limbaugh right winger
2
13%
George Bush right winger
2
13%
I dont want to get involved {neutral}
5
31%
John Kerry liberal
1
6%
Ted Kennedy liberal
0
No votes
Jerrbear can't we just all get a thong liberal
4
25%
 
Total votes: 16

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political question
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Them's ALL liberals :wink:
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I guess I just don't fit anywhere in that poll, theres no one for me to vote for any more.That beady eyed little fu/@#<*er thats in there now lied to the American public, and the guy that want's to replace him is no better.
Switchman1 Alcohol,Tobacco,and Firearms....... who's got the chips?
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Dam I opened up a can o' worms :D
In more ways than 1 :roll: :idea:
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take it from someone who knows missaman - there's just something about politics and religion... :roll:
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switchman1 wrote:I guess I just don't fit anywhere in that poll, theres no one for me to vote for any more.That beady eyed little fu/@#<*er thats in there now lied to the American public, and the guy that want's to replace him is no better.
One of them signed the bill allowing concealed carry of handguns in Texas, the other has voted with Teddy Kennedy over 85% of the time :evil: That is ALL the choice I need [this time] :!:
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vagrant wrote: One of them signed the bill allowing concealed carry of handguns in Texas, the other has voted with Teddy Kennedy over 85% of the time That is ALL the choice I need [this time]
a very BIG DITTO on that one :!:
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I'm with switchman1 on this issue. I liken it to pornography the faces keep changing but the rest remains the same. I say wipe out every politican in office right now and start fresh. Start with people that understand other people not a bunch of limp wristed crybabies born with gold spoons in their mouths and with dollar signs in there eyes. :roll:
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I believe that if power corrupts, as some would say, it also attracts the type of people who would be most generally corruptable. We should lose the illusion of being led, and realize that we lead the leaders. The Civil Rights movement would be one example.

What gives the politicians some credibility is that they can do something most of us can't; at least present an appearance of a consensus so we can act as a nation (or city, etc.). Anybody who's ever tried to bring order to a 3 man (oops, person) committee knows what a Babel results when 2 or more people start pushing their ideas.

I still think they vote themselves too many pay raises.

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THINK GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Missaman,


I belong to the Savage Nation.



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Dubbya:-
just so you know:
I attacked and took over 2 countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12
month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in
US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month
period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since
the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in
any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military
occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one
letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I
did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove
the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World
Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default
no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best
friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year
made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
bidding for gov't contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of
war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
(wink,wink)

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think
I've forgotten this before.
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mrbigg wrote:take it from someone who knows missaman - there's just something about politics and religion... :roll:
Something tells me I also should sit this one out :lol: Danm voices have been pestering me all day :shock:


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