A sadist, a masochist, a serial killer, a necrophile, a hunter and a
pyromaniac are sitting on a park bench, bored to death.
The hunter says "I'm bored - let's go catch a dog"
The sadist says "let's go catch a dog, then torture it"
The serial killer says "let's go catch a dog, torture it, then kill it"
The necrophile says "let's go catch a dog, torture it, kill it, then rape
it"
The pyromaniac says "let's go catch a dog, torture it, kill it, rape it,
then burn it"
........and the masochist says "Woof!"
jagman
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Joke of the day
right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think
I've forgotten this before.
I've forgotten this before.
Tres droll!