the letter

slappy / psychoticsumo · Tue May 04, 2004 4:56 pm

Subject: A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter lefton
> the
> > bed. With trembling hands and
> >
> >
> > A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter left on the
bed.
> > With trembling hands and a terrible premonition she reads in horror:
> >
> > Dear Mom,
> > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you I have
> eloped
> > with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice! I
> love
> > all his piercings, tattoos, and his big motorcycle. But it's not just
that
> > mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his
trailer
> > in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one
> of
> > my dreams. Also, I've learned that marihuana doesn't! hurt anyone and
we'll
> > be growing it for us and his friends, who are already giving us all the
> > other drugs we want so it's the least we can do in return. In the
> meantime,
> > we
> > pray for science to find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better -
> he
> > deserves it.
> > Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and know how to take care of
> > myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
> > Love Always - Your daughter, Judith
> >
> > PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted
> to
> > show you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's
> in
> > my desk drawer...I love you!

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Tue May 04, 2004 5:43 pm

LMAO
[even after hearing it a couple times, it's STILL funny

]

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:40 pm

blackjack · Post by **blackjack** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:18 am

Once again slappy, you're to funny.
blackjack

sakura · Post by **sakura** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:19 am

these things do not work with my parents... it just makes them mad... more so.

Diggaway · Post by **Diggaway** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:29 pm

Thank you slappy,that was hilarious, but sadly I must report that my 15 yr old daughter(who has just started seeing a young man) viewed your submission,reported it to her 17 yr old sister,and the two of them fell into hysterics from which I shall likely not recover soon.With my heathen offspring a weakness found is a weakness exploited and now I am told that if I don't wish to be the recipient of a similar letter I must tone down my plans for "the INTERVIEW" when the young man is dragged in to meet the parents.
What do I do now that cleaning the family shotgun at the kitchen table is no longer an option?
Regards, Diggaway

ratstuph · Post by **ratstuph** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:23 pm

Diggaway wrote: What do I do now that cleaning the family shotgun at the kitchen table is no longer an option?
Regards, Diggaway

Well, clean it on the front porch..., when the little interloper is walking up to steal your baby!
All the best!
Ratstuph

slappy / psychoticsumo · Wed May 05, 2004 5:23 pm

carve into a canned ham with yer 11in swinger lol