A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-

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Wally J. Corpse
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A Fitting Tribute To the Esteamed Mr. Pushbutton-

Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, All-

Now that I am hiding at the benevolent Mr. Doofus Emeritus Compound, here at the base of Sacred Mount Zoomie, Yowzer! The creative juices are really flowing, uh oh, ooopsie, I guess those are actually the caustic trouser aft juices... Er, well, anyways- A great gleaming Mount Zoomie Lemurian epiphany hit me, and, after I semi-recovered, I designed, and created the one of a kind, Wally J. Corpse Custom Auto #5, specifically dedicated to show the level of respect I, and we all have, for our resident feeb, Mr. Pushbutton. Mr. Doofus Emeritus has digitally encaptured it, and will unveil upon the Legion of Fan perhaps tomorrow after he bails me out.... One can only hope...

Just like I said, Mr. Pushbutton, you're gonna get yours...
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AS ever,

Your ol' Pal,

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Post by The Falcon »

I as a loyal member of "Wally's Legionnaires'* Fan Club" eagerly await the unveiling of your Custom Auto #5! :D
(*yes, plural, there are 3 of us now but the other 2 wish to remain anonymous) :wink:
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Post by Bonzo »

Mr. The Falcon,


Wally had to pull a few strings to get the handle for that one....


Best regards,

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Post by Vagrant »

Bonzo wrote:Mr. The Falcon,


Wally had to pull a few strings to get the handle for that one....


Best regards,

Bonz
It must be an in/out type :wink:
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Post by mypetelvis »

The best part is, if you cut yourself (or someone else) the blade absorbs all the blood, thus, no mess to clean up!


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Post by Greyblade »

Why don't they call them "tampins" instead of "tampons"?

Confused but not dazed,
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Post by Pushbutton »

I am truely touched Wally. Not many in my lifetime have touched me well when I was young but that was $30 a pop. Are your sunglasses upside down? When I stand on my head they look ok but then your heads upside down. The womb Raider I can already envision making a fortune selling to abortion clinics and I'll even give you 5 cents on the dollar since I am known for my generosity. Excuse me now while I go and wipe the tears of gratitude from my anus.

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Post by DISTORTION »

:lol: Geez Wally!.....Is that blade serated? :roll:
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Post by Greyblade »

DISTORTION wrote::lol: Geez Wally!.....Is that blade serated? :roll:
It's ribbed for her pleasure, as the saying goes. :wink:

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Post by JAGMAN »

How many times can you use that knife Wally?
Jagman.
right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think
I've forgotten this before.
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Post by mypetelvis »

Does it come with a sheath, and if so, is it flushable?

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Post by sakura »

someone... please explain to me, what the hell is going on???
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Post by tequiza »

my latest FG would like to know if that style comes in an 18 incher,with ribbed bolsters.
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Post by jim d, »

This is perhaps the funniest thread in the history of our forum. Well done talkblade humorists!!

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Post by Pushbutton »

Wally
I gotta admit this ones right up there. You might even get abducted into the Blade Hall of Fame. I hope you used the multiple pen spring system. I know now when I'm on a crowded subway car I can offer the lady next to me more then a tissue. I always carry safety pins so if some broad pops her shirt button I valiantly offer to pin her blouse for her. Now I can offer and in/out tampoon. I hope you have applied for the patent. :D 8)
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