I'm Rich Suckers!!!

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:20 pm

YA BOY YOUR'S TRUELY WON THE JACKPOT, DIDN'T EVEN BUY A TICKET BUT I WON IT ALL. NOW I CAN AFFORD SKM KNIVES AGAIN. DON'T BELIEVE ME SEE FOR YOURSELF:

BEETO NETHERLAND SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY NL

BUNDERSTRAAT 21B 1503 DS AMSTERDAM NETHERLAND

FROM THE DESK OF THE LOTTERY CO.ORDINATOR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PRIZE DEPT.

REF. HWS/200118308/03

BATCH: 12/204/JXS

We are pleased to inform you of the lottery E-mail Winners promotion held on 13th APRIL 2004.Your Email address attarched to ticket number (24566411) with serial number (3432501) drew lucky number (4-68-32-45) which consequently won in the 1st category,Y
ou have therefore been approved for a lump sum of
$300, 000. (THREE HUNDRED THOUSEND DOLLARS).CONGRATULATION!!!!!!!!!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names,we ask that you keep your winning informtion confidential until your claim has been processed and your money rimitted to you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of t
his program by paticipants. All participant were selected through computer ballot system drawn from over (20,000)company and (30,000.000.00) individual E-mail addresses and names from all over the world . We hope with part of your winning you will take p
art in this next 10 Million Euro International Lottery.You are therefore requested to come to the Netherland to file for claim, Please contact the Director of Opperation /fiducail agent Mr ANTHONY JAHN Tel,+31 623 475 381,Fax +31 642-592-906.Contact E-ma
il address,beetoinfopromo@netscape.net

YOU WILL BE REQUIREED TO PRESENT THE FOLLOWING:

1, A legitimate identity for identification proof.

2, Your bank account data,s for the tranfer of your claim.

And please do remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 6th MAY 2004. After this date all unclaimed will be included in next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary deley and complications please remember to quote your reference numbe
r and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address or appointment,do inform as soon as posible in order for us to make an alternative arrangement for you. Congratulation once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note:Anybody under the age 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs JENNIFER BRITCAR

Lottery co-ordinator

YA BOY WHO'S YOUR DADDY

SD

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:02 pm

Congratulations

Even bigger congratulations when the money is in your account

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:08 pm

Mr. Vagrant:

I think I've spent about half of it already. Man this is great.

SD

moe · Post by **moe** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:23 pm

Ya supposd to keep it quiet.

Moe

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:23 pm

I'd spend at least a 1/4 of it on debts

[I hope it all works out for you and that isn't a maybe, possibly, could type of thing

]

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:25 pm

CONGRATULATION!!!!!!!!!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names,we ask that you keep your winning informtion confidential until your claim has been processed and your money removed from your account.

Man this is going to be great.

SD

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:42 pm

Mr. SD,

You is indeed one jammy S.O.B.!

Don't forget yer friends!

JAGMAN · Post by **JAGMAN** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 5:51 pm

"2, Your bank account data,s for the tranfer of your claim"

Congrats SD, You can send me this info too.
Jagman

Pushbutton · Post by **Pushbutton** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:23 pm

Sounds like those wild and crazy Nigerians have come up with a new one

PB

Claudester · Post by **Claudester** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:48 pm

stepdaddy wrote:Mr. Vagrant:

I think I've spent about half of it already. Man this is great.

SD

Hey Mr. Stepdaddy,
Before you go and blow the hole thing I would give as a nice gesture, Say $25,000 to one who could use it. Take Mr. J-Man for instance. Put the offer out to him and redeem yourself. Do you think he would reply?

Post by **tequiza** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:14 pm

SD wrote:I think I've spent about half of it already. Man this is great.

i hope some of it's on a new dress,and buy that guy a new shirt while your at it

teq

Pushbutton · Post by **Pushbutton** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:02 am

Claudster
Who is this J-man people talk about?
PB

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:16 am

WOW YOU WON TOO

Being the nice guy I am I sent them Wallys info

I'm sure he will put the money to good use

Missaman

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:36 am

Greetings, Mr. Missaman-

I don't have any bank info. I make all my own currency AS I need it. My favorite medium is K-Mart two ply. I keep it on a nice roller hanger next to the porcelain voting unit. By the way, I voted for you twice today, once after descending runny eggs, thence after my afternoon mothball snack. You are way ahead in the polls.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:51 am

I was hoping you could get a new eye

You know, one that stays put...
I gave your address as " dumster at your local K-Mart"
They said "which one".... Sorry if the money dosen't reach ya

Missaman