The tax man commith

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The tax man commith

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And he SUCKS :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :P :P
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This is a bad week! :?
Property taxes were due on the 10th and income taxes on the 15th! :cry:
What a bummer :!:
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aw come on guys,
if we didn't pay taxes the people who wont work couldn't sit on there dead asses all day and get drunk,don't be so selfish :wink:
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My appointment with H&R Block is Thursday [the 15th] at 12:15 p.m.].
Doing it on the 15th has become a tradition with me :wink:
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Mr. The Falcon,

Yeah, its the shits when you have to cough up the property tax and income tax in the same week, then the dunderheads at OKCA always have this groovy knife show at the same time to boot. So, yer ol' pal skips the property and income tax and says hellooo Eugene!


Mr. Vagrant,

My CPA takes care of that stuff for me. Extension city. I just paid off 2002 taxes. They'll have to wait another year.


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The IRS sent their service rep. Ben Dover to see me this year :x
Now WE know what service they provide....
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Before he died my brother was always a little negligent about taxes :roll:
The IRS called him in because he hadn't filed in 8 years :shock: After a couple hours of checking and rechecking [and having supervisors double check] they figured out that with all the penalties and interest they still owed HIM about $10,000. They were NOT happy, but he was :wink:
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I got my return back, which is why I have some more Duncans- I about tripled my return by getting married.
I keep waiting for all this bad stuff to happen since getting married.
So far... all gravy :twisted:
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The last year I was married I paid $600+ [over my witholding] :evil: :roll: The first year I was divorced I got back $1500 :shock: :D :wink:
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Bonz,

I always postpone the inevitable too. After filing for the August 15th extension, I then go for the October 15th one. :?
Let the blood-sucking-scumbag-bureaucratic bastards sit on IT and twirl. 8)
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The Falcon wrote: I always postpone the inevitable too. After filing for the August 15th extension, I then go for the October 15th one. :?
Let the blood-sucking-scumbag-bureaucratic bastards sit on IT and twirl. 8)


Well, well, well... I do believe we have one of those anti-government, radical tax protesters in our midst...
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jerrbear wrote:Well, well, well... I do believe we have one of those anti-government, radical tax protesters in our midst...
yeah,just think of all the porch dwellers that will have to stay sober due to his selfishness :roll:
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tequiza wrote:just think of all the porch dwellers that will have to stay sober due to his selfishness :roll:
Yeah, let them eat cake! :wink:
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JerrBear wrote:
The Falcon wrote: I always postpone the inevitable too. After filing for the August 15th extension, I then go for the October 15th one. :?
Let the blood-sucking-scumbag-bureaucratic bastards sit on IT and twirl. 8)


Well, well, well... I do believe we have one of those anti-government, radical tax protesters in our midst...
ONE :?: :wink:
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