What happens when you have.........

rapidboy1 · Post by **rapidboy1** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:19 pm

What happens when you have.........

1) nothing to do

2) a sharp knife

3) a large lime

4) a patient cat

5) too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

HTMLBali · Post by **HTMLBali** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:35 pm

LMFAO!
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
floor

LOL

missaman · Post by **missaman** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:28 pm

LMFAO too
Tequila is NOBODYS friend....

Post by **tr4252** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:24 am

Cracked up when I saw this one. My own cat was deeply offended; I told her not to take herself so seriously, I know where she hides her shit. Haven't seen a look like that on a cat face since I accidently hit the rim of the toilet while she was peering over the edge. Hell hath no fury like a splashed cat.
TR

blackjack · Post by **blackjack** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:18 am

My God! I just saw that cat driving a semi on the 401, I thought it was just a real ugly lady. No offense to your cat.

blackjack

JerrBear · Post by **JerrBear** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:10 am

Mr. RB1,

Wonderful!

Mos' cute, clever and well-done!

LMAO!

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:47 am

ROFLMAO
Once I was walking my dog in a miserable snow, rain, snow, sleet, snow etc. storm The cat HAD to come along. The cat discovered that walking under the dog kept her dry. At least until the dog stopped at a TREE. I yelled at her to MOVE, but she payed no attention UNTIL ------- I assure you she always moved when I told her to after that

rapidboy1 · Post by **rapidboy1** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 6:33 pm

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:15 am

Greetings, Mr. Rapidboy!-

For formal wear, a spiffy cat tuxedo can be made from a Coors cardboard twelve pack carton, just hole each corner for legs, and lift a front flap for collar. If yer cat insists on wearing the lime helmet, perhaps a Corona box would be more fitting.

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

Post by **jim d,** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:17 am

Wally,

The image that outfit brings to mind is priceless

Jim

Post by **Wally J. Corpse** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:26 am

Greetings, Mr. Jim D-

Yep, it worked great on one of the ol' roofing enclave's cats until he shredded his way out of it, and the guy who tried to help him out's forearms. That's when we knew that this cat had the right stuff for our fledgling feline space program...

AS ever,

Your ol' pal,

Wally J. Corpse

stepdaddy · Post by **stepdaddy** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:11 am

If yer cat insists on wearing the lime helmet

LMAO

SD

drake687 · Post by **drake687** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:38 am

That is definitely one of the funniest things I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. You know you've got skill when I truly do "laugh out loud."

Now just to assemble the rest of the team.

BennytheBlade · Post by **BennytheBlade** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:05 pm

when Im bored and only have the cat around, I go looking for some tape to put on her paws or tail

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:01 pm

BennytheBlade wrote:when Im bored and only have the cat around, I go looking for some tape to put on her paws or tail

LMAO
I used to dip a hind paw in the water dish and turn the cat loose, they try to run and shake the paw dry at the same time

This is funniest on a very dull day