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Wally J. Corpse
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Greetings, Mr. sammy the blade-

Your spankage of your little trouser ape should conform to the specifications of- ASTM-FU-2. Please hold while I hang up.

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Got tired of holding, so I hung up.
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My trouser ape isn't little, check your PM's for the pictures.
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Greetings, mr. sammy the blade-

Please do not send me any PM pics of any of your apes or appendages. Keep your private aping to yourself. You can, however, check your PMs, eye sent you a BM...

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Gee Wally, thanks but I didn't see any B's in the M's, what's up with that?
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