Happy next day after your birthday Wally!

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Happy next day after your birthday Wally!

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Mr. Corpse,

Wishing you a belated happy birthday. Didn't have my notebook whilst on the road yeasterday. What is it now, 70-80 years? Hope the celebration continues a few months...

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Belated Birthday wishes Mr Corpse (Wally J)

I hope you had a great day and that the Green Comet graced your celebrations as a large firework might.

All my best mate.

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Congrats Mr. C, you made it around one more time. With all the rain we have been getting, you must be busy. Take the day off, I say!
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Happy Belated Birthday, Mr. Corpse!
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Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

Ah yes, eye have survived another trip from the inner mind to the outer limits. some ups, and some with syndromes of downs. Most noticeable down was another ambulance trip from mine fatal hobby, COPD. Whilst admitted, the doctors gave me an IV solution that caused a sore swellings of mine entire both Achille's tendons, AS it turns out, this is a known side effect of that particular solution, I would have denied use had I known, anyways that now meant WJC walking with a cane.
One balancing up was when my ol' pal, Mr. Doofus Emeritus, procured for me a nice sword cane, and later to celebrate mine holidays, Bonzo gave unto me a pocket treasure, a skull scaled OTF DA.
The Corpse family gave me a box of miniature Ding Dongs...
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Better than a box of poo poo, just my opinion. I haven't gotten a birthday present since I was 9. Guess I'm not a very good boy.
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Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

Thanks again for mine sharp toys. I routinely rattle the cane saber whilst I am on duty at can/gummy procurement, whilst OTF in front pocket, ready to DA at will.

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Mr. Corpse,

When I saw the OTF in my gun dealers knife case, with the fancy little skulls, I figured it would be good therapy for your recurring figititus condition, which is prevalent among those who are retired with nothing better to do. I'm sure it will keep the cat in hiding.

Mr. Sammy,

I rarely ever get any birthday presents as well. I never mention it, not even to my friends or family, as I don't like drawing attention to myself. When asked about my birthday, I give the Crocodile Dundee answer, "In the summer". When my birthday does roll around, I celebrate with a box of Lucky Charms soaked in Pepsi Cola.

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Yummy
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