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Wally J. Corpse
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Another Hoisting...

Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

Sadly, it's another time when I invite you to hoist an intoxicant/inebriant elixir to honor one of mine ol' pals, a fallen roofer. He reportedly took the unauthorized, akimbo header down the stairs, and won the fatal cracked skull. to deepen the starkness, 'twas his own son that found him. Eye can only hope that that discovery vision will fade, and not be the mental picture evoked in his Dad memories.
Now and then, said friend worked with me on my roofing crews, and was an astute learner, shortly becoming an expert in requirement specifications, and also developed the production speed and efficiency needed to earn a sizeable pay. I have trusted him to hold me on a rope AS we roofed turrets. He can be seen with me on the 'Roofing Tales Of Madness- Fun With Trash episode.
AS a more important note in history: he was the first person Polaroided with the pig's head on. In that respect, begin hoisting!

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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Re: Another Hoisting...

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I’m be hoisting for your fellow roofer 🍺
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John

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