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Wally J. Corpse
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Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

If'n eye regain awareness, this month shalt include the 40th anniversary of mine wed. I, ever the romantic, have decided to commemorate the event by en-gifting mine her with a WJC custom jewelry trinket, a necklace of some shiny metal stating "40". I think that I would prefer to use that more historically popular Roman Numeral "40" nomenclature of "XL". Any thoughts from the inmates herein these hollowed halls?

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
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Research explains that "40 days or years in the Bible generally symbolizes a period of testing, trial and then, finally, Triumph." Many will marvel at your Matchless achievement!

I vote for XL which has very positive connotations.
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Do it, she wouldn't expect anything less from you!
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I vote for:
XL
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"XL" gave me a hearty chuckle!

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Mr. Corpse,

Gee whiz, you actually spent your only dollar on the claw at the pizza joint? If I recall correctly, you once bragged about having XL stamped on your size small condoms...

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Greetings, Mr. Doofus Emeritus-

Golly, you're still spending way too much time in your fascination with prophylactic lore. Still sore from that fat tranny shoving you out of the way to grab all those band endorsed rubbers at the Limp Biskit concert, eh? Latex is the light of your life these days, we understand, we understand...

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

P.S. That's why US soldiers were ordered not to shoot into the rubber plant farms in Laos...
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