Eye Miss...

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Wally J. Corpse
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Eye Miss...

Post by Wally J. Corpse »

Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

Sadly awared eye have become, in that I miss the days of yore, when virulent miscreants would insert themselves herein these hollowed halls, and I would be called upon to inflict mine wordy barrages upon them to discourage disparaging comments about us ol' pal veterans.
Of course, my Ace up the sleeve is my reoccurring mockery of Mr. Doofus Emeritus, but there's only just so much remaining unaltered evidence to support any besmirtching for chuckles.
Getting pretty tame here AS of late, guess I'll go watch SpongeBob, I always pull for Plankton...

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
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Re: Eye Miss...

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We used to have a lot of fun at the trolls expenses back in the day, didn't we.
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natcherly
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Re: Eye Miss...

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Look what I found!! Not quite the same as the lost original, but close, at least closer. May this help reinvigorate the legendary Wally J. Corpse.

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whippersnapper
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Re: Eye Miss...

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Been in the middle of too much shit over the years. Can't say I miss the drama. Might be part of the reason I have burned out.
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Re: Eye Miss...

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Mr. Corpse,

Looks like you found your droopy eye once again. Now you can self examine the cavity in your only tooth without the hefty dentist fee...

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jerryk25
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Re: Eye Miss...

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I live with a beast . . .a brother . . . . I troll him alla time.

He uses MY car. . . .doesn't pay me for utilities.
Turns the Air conditioning on, then opens the window.
won't cut grass ( I'm handicapped, so I gotta pay a neighbor kid )
wont wash his dishes. . . drips on the kitchen floor.
( never was in the military or even Boy Scouts so he has not learned to police his area.)

Him and his girl eat my food out of the fridge and drink my $4 a Quart Cranberry Juice.

won't answer the phone when it's for him
( well . . .he's hearing impaired. . .I gotta let that one slide.)

He collects knives, but has never bought a switchblade. . .
He just steals my Leverlettos and China OTFs.

and he doesn't own a gun . . .NOT EVEN a BB Gun. . .
. . .
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Sounds like you should have him removed.
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Wally J. Corpse
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Re: Eye Miss...

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Greetings, Legion Of Fan-

It seems that a double dose of influence from my ol' pals has resulted in actually helping me regain the vimly vigored droopy eye signature that eye am beholden unto, thanks for that effort, a suitable prize will be awarded whence you least expect it...

AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse

P.S. I hoped that reeked of sincerity.
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