Greetings, Legion Of Fan-
Please enjoy the earthly holiday of April Fools' Day! one of the two official roofing holidays, the other being Halloween. A combination of the two would be acceptable.
There's nothing more festive than some masked disguised youths placing a flaming bag of dogshit on that mean granny's doorstep to witness the stomping dance, eh?
AS ever,
Your o' pal,
Wally j. Corpse
P.S. Rumor hazzit that Doofus Emeritus will, AS usual, be leading the Mt. Zoomie rectal kazoo marching band, but this year, all will be wearing the stylish scented bedpan hats from his personal large collection.
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- Wally J. Corpse
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Re: Fools Of The First
Sounds like a party, wish I was there to see the band. Sounds like a sight that I would never forget!
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Re: Fools Of The First
Mr. Corpse,Wally J. Corpse wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:27 pm P.S. Rumor hazzit that Doofus Emeritus will, AS usual, be leading the Mt. Zoomie rectal kazoo marching band, but this year, all will be wearing the stylish scented bedpan hats from his personal large collection.
The scented part of the bedpan keeps them from falling off my head. I need to borrow your Air Bidens to give my baton the most mesmerizing visual effect...
Is it true you once sprinted a hundred yards to smell Nancy Reagans bicycle seat?
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Re: Fools Of The First
"I'd walk a mile for a Camel". This was preceded by "9 out of 10 doctors prefer Camels."
The other one would rather date a woman!
The other one would rather date a woman!
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Re: Fools Of The First
Good one!Fishtail Picklock wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 4:06 pm "I'd walk a mile for a Camel". This was preceded by "9 out of 10 doctors prefer Camels."
The other one would rather date a woman!
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Re: Fools Of The First
Every time I heard "Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Arc" Music soundtrack
I always find myself humming the cigarette ad song. . "it's a Kent"
To a Flyer, it's a Clear Blue Sky
to a Baker, it's an Apple Pie
to an Actor, it's a compliment.
To a Smoker. . it's a Kent
I can still hear al of the old cigarette songs.
more taste, fine tobacco. . .that's what Tarryton gives. . . .
I always find myself humming the cigarette ad song. . "it's a Kent"
To a Flyer, it's a Clear Blue Sky
to a Baker, it's an Apple Pie
to an Actor, it's a compliment.
To a Smoker. . it's a Kent
I can still hear al of the old cigarette songs.
more taste, fine tobacco. . .that's what Tarryton gives. . . .