Another date gone wrong...

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Another date gone wrong...

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I went out on a "blind date"... (and wish I had been)! Her name was Roberta Valentine (her friends called her "RV" for short). The last time I saw legs like hers, they were supporting a body with "Steinway" painted on it! :shock: :roll: :!:

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When I was about 18, in 1983, I thought I had my own version in mind about what "full-figured" meant. Until I went on a blind date with a self described "full-figured-gal"...How wrong I was! :lol: I'll never forget that lesson.
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JulesVane wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 11:11 pm When I was about 18, in 1983, I thought I had my own version in mind about what "full-figured" meant. Until I went on a blind date with a self described "full-figured-gal"...How wrong I was! :lol: I'll never forget that lesson.
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JulesVane wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 11:11 pm When I was about 18, in 1983, I thought I had my own version in mind about what "full-figured" meant. Until I went on a blind date with a self described "full-figured-gal"...How wrong I was! :lol: I'll never forget that lesson.
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i've been on a few dates were i wish i was blind.
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