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Fishtail Picklock
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You know you are getting old when...

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Your doctor,

1. Advises you against buying fruit a week early, and

2. offers to "Vulcanize" your hemorrhoidal tissues.

The priest asked me about taking a vow, and I asked him, "Is that anything like a voopie?" :?: :roll:
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What's voopie?
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i knew i was getting old when i started buying cereal for the fiber instead of the toy.
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TRYKER wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:33 pm i knew i was getting old when i started buying cereal for the fiber instead of the toy.
When was that, 60?
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sammy the blade wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:55 pm
TRYKER wrote: Fri Jan 07, 2022 1:33 pm i knew i was getting old when i started buying cereal for the fiber instead of the toy.
When was that, 60?
i don't remember........maybe
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Anymore the toys in cereal boxes suck.
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I collect "airplane" cereal toys.

I just bought two toy jet airplane wings pressed and cut out from thick aluminum foil.
( like those heavy duty disposable turkey roasting tin foil pans)

They were toys from the late 50's "Pep" cereal.
There was a cardboard airplane body on the cereal box to be cut out.
and inside the cereal you got a shiny silver jet airplane wing.
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You know you're getting old when all the Good looking actresses are dead and gone. . . .
And those "new actresses" are on twitter showing how good they look in a bikini at age 64. . . . .

and you look at all the really really new actresses , and you have no idea of their names.
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You know your getting old when you would rather take a nap than have sex.
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