KAMELTOE CHALLENGE! WIN A RIZZY CLONE! WOW!

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KAMELTOE CHALLENGE! WIN A RIZZY CLONE! WOW!

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Ladies, Fish, and Gentlemen,

Thought I might liven things up a bit around here with a little contest. We all know creepy Joe isn't going to go a full term. He doesn't have enough soup in his ass. It's all about the snot nose who was picked by committee as his VP. My disgust for the woman goes beyond the moon and stars. However, looks like we got handed a raw deal, and whoever picks the date she becomes POTUS, gets this genuine wannabe 10" Rizzy clone. Now the rules are fairly simple, just pick a date in the future you think ol' Joe is going to resign (or vapor lock), and Kameltoe gets sworn in. Whoever has picked that date, or the closest date to it, gets the prize. Once you enter your guess, you cannot change it. I, or one of the moderators will post your name and date on this topic post. If you are a new member, you must have a minimum of 50 non-related posts.Post your pic by 1/20/21. Thats it. The prize will be sent free of charge anywhere in the lower 48 states. Anyone somewhere else may have to chip in some $ to chance it past their border.

This knife was given to me by our good friend ray, who has been AWOL from TB for a number of years. If for some reason this challenge gets him off his ass to chime in, I'll buy him a 6 pack of Schmitz beer, his favorite. I also have another Rizzy clone just like it that Mr. Corpse gave me, but its beat to hell, and the pivot pin was replaced with a nut and bolt, I keep it above my work bench for entertainment and chuckle purposes.

This contest could take some time, so if anybody out there wants to sweeten the pot, be my guest.
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The contestants:
Sammy the Blade 2/22/2022
John 1/20/2024
Tryker 3/7/22
Whippersnapper 2/20/21
Natcherly 2/2/21
PortlandMike 12/13/21
Tazman Tom 3/11/2021
Thom 11/15/2023
JulesVane 6/29/2021
Luke of Mass 9/11/2021
Wally 4/1/2021
Fishtail Picklock 7/20/2022


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I'll go for 2/22/2022
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January 20, 2024
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john wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:03 pmJanuary 20, 2024
If he lasts that long he may as well finish and get the full retirement package, lol.
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It would be ironic but fitting if Kamala and her cabal pull the 22nd Amendment pin on Feb 2. Given Joe's apparent disabilities, sooner rather than later would be the order of the day, or year....2021
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I think they will pull him along for a year or so, if he doesn't get lost in the White House never to be seen again.
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I'M A THINKIN......3/7/22
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He don't make it a month. 02/20/2021. The beginning of the civil war.
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natcherly wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:02 am It would be ironic but fitting if Kamala and her cabal pull the 22nd Amendment pin on Feb 2. Given Joe's apparent disabilities, sooner rather than later would be the order of the day, or year....2021
I cited the wrong amendment :( To be consistent I should have said the cabal will pull the pin on the 25 amendment on Feb 5, 2021. However, the rules are that I cannot change my original date, so I am sticking with 2/2/21. If Joe makes it that far.....
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whippersnapper wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:48 pm He don't make it a month. 02/20/2021. The beginning of the civil war.
Guess maybe we should be hoarding toilet paper again.
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natcherly wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:02 am It would be ironic but fitting if Kamala and her cabal pull the 22nd Amendment pin on Feb 2. Given Joe's apparent disabilities, sooner rather than later would be the order of the day, or year....2021
Mr. Natcherly,

I find it quite convenient the MSM waits until after the election to mention the Hunter Biden fiasco. Now the left has 2 avenues paved for Bidens demise. Personally, I don't give Biden a full year in office. I hope I'm wrong.

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lets call it a year .. I'll guess 12/13/21
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portlandmike wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 4:45 am lets call it a year .. I'll guess 12/13/21
Mr. Mike,

Hope to see you in Eugene this April, that is, if the tyrant queen doesn't shut down the show...

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I say Trixie rolls CornPop's chair off a cliff on June 29th, 2021

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With access to the best health care in the world, the president I doubt the president will be done in by his own age and health - everyone and their cousin was pretty sure McCain wouldn't make it past a first term if he won in 2008, lo and behold he was still kickin' to save Obamacare 9 years later which means he would have survived not 1, but 2 terms. Biden doesn't even have a history of cancer.

No, I think some alt-right nutbar might shoot him on 9/11/2021, the 20 year anniversary of the mother of all inside jobs - and give me that tape measure too if Harris runs opposed specifically by Joe Kennedy, Connor Lamb, or Elizabeth Warren - assuming none of these get gobbled up as cabinet members like Mayor Pete. Overall it appears the senate won't be robbed much (if at all).
Knee-deep in the hoopla...
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