Ernie told his wife Eunice that he was going to make tons of money. He bought a set of bagpipes and planned to teach the octopus to play them.
After putting them in a room together for two hours, Eunice asked Ernie if the octopus learned to play the bagpipes. Ernie replied, "No, the octopus was having sex with it."
Cousin Ernie bought an octopus.
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Cousin Ernie bought an octopus.
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