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As much as I love knives, sharping knives and going out and cutting shyt, it takes up too much of my time and I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics such as cleaning and helping with my home, so something has to give. I will be getting rid of my collection.
Below is a list of what's available. Serious inquiries only please and don't insult me with your offers.
Thanks for reading and understanding...















1. Dustpan and brush
2. Sponges
3. Dusters
4. Mop and bucket
5. Window cleaner
6. Vacuum
7. Dish washing liquid
8. Laundry detergent
9. Fabric softener
10. Laundry baskets
11. Toilet brush
12. Cleaning sprays
13. Scrubbing brushes
14. Lawnmower
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Geez! My heart skipped a beat until I scrolled down! LMAO!
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Hey Dave,

You’re a list of items does not show one item I need, honestly, I can use a broom do you have one for sale? What’s your asking price?

I love your sense of humor.

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I'll give you $5 for the lawn mower. I'd offer more except I don't have a lawn....

Loved that post :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Does your wife come with the lawnmower? (Someone has to push it).
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I want the toilet brush. Do you know if it would work on dentures?
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you forgot to list your apron,only kidding Dave.
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Brilliant ha ha ha ha
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john wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:01 pm Hey Dave,

You’re a list of items does not show one item I need, honestly, I can use a broom do you have one for sale? What’s your asking price?

I love your sense of humor.

John
sorry john the silver/grey uses it for transportaion
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Fishtail Picklock wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:22 am Does your wife come with the lawnmower? (Someone has to push it).
no wife uh hu no freaken way, butt the silver/grey just bought a new one !!! she likes pushing it, the whole 1/2 acre :| :| :|
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One of the funniest things I've ever read in my life! ...you had me to the point I'm thinking the mods have to move this to the 'Buy and Sell' forum. :lol:

Thanks for the post, TRYKER! I may have to borrow it.
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TRYKER wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:53 pm
john wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:01 pm Hey Dave,

You’re a list of items does not show one item I need, honestly, I can use a broom do you have one for sale? What’s your asking price?

I love your sense of humor.

John
sorry john the silver/grey uses it for transportaion
I get it, flying brooms can be expensive. The turbo powered type have awesome pickup.
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Don't see anything I need there, try eBay.
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john wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:21 pm
TRYKER wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:53 pm
john wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:01 pm Hey Dave,

You’re a list of items does not show one item I need, honestly, I can use a broom do you have one for sale? What’s your asking price?

I love your sense of humor.

John
sorry john the silver/grey uses it for transportaion
I get it, flying brooms can be expensive. The turbo powered type have awesome pickup.
It's that damned kick starter that causes such trouble! (Riding side-saddle can alleviate embarrassment).
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Fishtail Picklock wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:40 pm
john wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:21 pm
TRYKER wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:53 pm

sorry john the silver/grey uses it for transportaion
I get it, flying brooms can be expensive. The turbo powered type have awesome pickup.
It's that damned kick starter that causes such trouble! (Riding side-saddle can alleviate embarrassment).
Easier onna pills too.
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