A Close Shave

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ILikeStilettos
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A Close Shave

Post by ILikeStilettos » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:07 pm

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidently swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple days like everyone else does."
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"

"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."

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Re: A Close Shave

Post by john » Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:31 pm

:lol:
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Re: A Close Shave

Post by natcherly » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:12 pm

As Sherlock Holmes was supposed to have said, "It's alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Re: A Close Shave

Post by sammy the blade » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:00 am

Gross, but still funny!

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Re: A Close Shave

Post by rock-n-roll$$$$$$ » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:20 pm

my kind of joke,good one Dude.

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Re: A Close Shave

Post by ILikeStilettos » Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:35 pm

natcherly wrote:As Sherlock Holmes was supposed to have said, "It's alimentary, my dear Watson."
LOL, the truth always comes out in the end.
Dave Sause
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(405) 694-3690

"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"

"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."

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