Bribing his way into Heaven.
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Bribing his way into Heaven.
A rich old gentleman was nearing the end of his days. Sensing this, he arranged to have five bars of gold bullion buried with him. After his passing, he stood before the Pearly Gates with the bullion in his arms. Saint Peter looked at him and said, "Let me get this straight, you want me to let me into Heaven because you are offering me... pavement?"
Fishtail Picklock