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- ILikeStilettos
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Senior Moment
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, '"by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "There was only $25 in your account."
"I know" said the old man, "'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!"
REMEMBER: Not All Seniors Are Senile.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, '"by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "There was only $25 in your account."
"I know" said the old man, "'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!"
REMEMBER: Not All Seniors Are Senile.
Dave Sause
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
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Re: Senior Moment
Wow, I never thought of that. I'll let you now how it goes.
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Very fun didn’t see that coming!
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John
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John
Massachusetts Where Everything is Illegal or Taxed
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Good one Dave!
"By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving"- My Wife (1963-Present)
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I will have to warn my single girlfriends about this...
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- natcherly
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Re: Senior Moment
That let the cat out of the bag.
Guess we old codgers will need to develop a new plan of attack...
Guess we old codgers will need to develop a new plan of attack...
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Excellent. Always like when I cannot predict the outcome.
I was leaning towards getting the jewler's hopes up like the gir's then shutting them down. The joke's ending is much better.
I was leaning towards getting the jewler's hopes up like the gir's then shutting them down. The joke's ending is much better.
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I like that TOO, Dave! Like I could not predict that you would come visit US band of outlaws today! THANK you for stopping by! I hope that things are getting better for you! Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!Viking45 wrote:Excellent. Always like when I cannot predict the outcome.
I was leaning towards getting the jeweler's hopes up like the girl's then shutting them down. The joke's ending is much better.
I will push your buttons--please pass me your switchblades first.