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I just noticed that Mr Bonzo has been granted the esteemed status of Moderator along with Tiny.
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Mr. Jim D,

Yeah, Mr. Tiny wanted me here to make sure the filth level didn't sink any lower than it already is.

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Bonz,

You make a good point. I have been as guilty as anyone with my remarks, yet I profess to want a forum that we can let our kids read if they share our interests in switchblades. What a hypocrite I am! I shall repent.

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Mr. Jim D,

Don't ever feel guilty my friend. If your kid's are over 13 years old, then maybe it's time for them to see the real world. Doe's hypocrit really have an 'e'?

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Bonz,

Yes it does, I went back and checked after you asked. Remember, I am a victim of 9 years of the nuns. One thing they do well is teach spelling. I'll bet Greyblade who suffered under the nuns for 12 years is a GREAT speller.

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[quote="Doofus Emeritus"]Mr. Jim D,

"Yeah, Mr. Tiny wanted me here to make sure the filth level didn't sink any lower than it already is."

Bonz,

Isn't that like havin' the fox guard the henhouse?? Are you sure it isn't so he can make sure we have ENOUGH filth!!!



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Bonzo,

Filth? On this forum? I don't think that there's that much filth, and what there is seems to be overcome by the insanity of the inane banter that goes on. I plead extremely guilty on the latter part. Hey, if Dubya can be President, then I guess you can be Moderator. Congratulations on your ascendancy to such loftitude.

Jim,

You got it right with the nuns and the spelling! I just wish that there were spell-checkers around in my younger days. My grades and the condition of my knuckles would have been much better if there had been. Frankly, the only reason that I ever edit my postings here is to correct spelling errors, not to add anything.

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Greyblade,

The same with me about editing! I think that we are conditioned. If someone sees an improperly spelled work on our part then...WHAAAKKK.

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filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,
filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,
filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth,filth............


...a whole lotta filth goin on here...
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Mr. HollowDweller,

It works either way. Actually, Mr. Tiny has his hands full with other things. He asked me to keep an eye on things here, so I borrowed Wally's wooden eye. Have you ever tried to focus through brain gas and a wooden eye at the same time?

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I think he picked the right man for the job Bonz.
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Post by Dan-o The Ritalin Kid »

Mr. Bonz, welcome to the world of the elite. You will find of course after time the little people do become tiresome but, it passes. If we pool our resources we can take over the world one web site at a time. Give it some thought and get back to me. Congrats Daniel
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Greetings Semi-Survivors-

Hark!! Unto the has been cast the eigth plague heralding the end of times!

A Doofoid has been selected to see over thee- thier shall be no solace their, nor respite from there horror until a steak is driven through the heartless void of the ex-president's ape advisor. I joke you not!


Yeah, So?

Your petrified agnostic snotstick,

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Post by tiny »

In addition to Mr. Bonzo helping out with the moderating job, he has also taken on the responsibility of the complaint department at Tinys! If you have a problem with defective products, customer service, prices, missing shipments, the way the clown looks, impotence, computer problems, gastric distress, or Democrats, he's the person to send a P.M. to!

Congrat's Mr. Bonz :wink:


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Mr. Tiny,

Thank's for the vote of impotence. Nothing a 100mg's of Viagra won't fix. Please take it easy on my gastric brain distress, there's only a few real cell's left.

Forumite's,

Send all your complaints to: bendoverandkissmyassbitch@yahoo.com
I'll have Guido pre-screen all messages for content and consideration.

Mr. Corpse,

I was hoping to curse the cursed with the 8th plague of being stuck in a straight-jacket while being stricken with a severe case of the crab's. Ol' Salley's workin the truck stop again, so it won't be long now.

Mr. Dan-O,

Not a bad idea my friend. We could even set up our own diplomacy with the Vatican and clean out the Popes safe. Good work.


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