I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "OK." '
AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.
And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential
positions of government . The practice is unbroken to this date.
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Re: How it works
Brilliant!
Re: How it works
Spot on
I thought this was going to be a joke.
I thought this was going to be a joke.
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Massachusetts Where Everything is Illegal or Taxed
Re: How it works
How True!!
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