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tequiza
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How it works

Postby tequiza » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:23 am

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."

I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.
HE SAID, "NO."

I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "OK." '

AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.

And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential
positions of government . The practice is unbroken to this date.
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natcherly
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Re: How it works

Postby natcherly » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:54 am

Brilliant!

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john
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Re: How it works

Postby john » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:23 am

Spot on :!:
I thought this was going to be a joke.
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Re: How it works

Postby JulesVane » Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:50 am

How True!!
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