Richard, the barman, was on duty when he noticed the clock about to hit 6 PM. He knew Surgeon Theodore Binman would appear momentarily at his regular watering hole and would order his favorite libation, an Almond Daiquiri, which was always waiting for him when he stepped into the tavern. However, today the bar was totally out of almonds, so the counterman substituted a generous handful of hickory nuts, hoping that this would suffice.
The Surgeon appeared right on schedule and grabbed the glass for a thirsty sip as priority number one.
"Is this an Almond Daiquiri, Dick?"
"No, it's a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc."
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