Afternoon ritual

Do you want to talk about your beautiful country, family, or dog? Would you like to say where you went on holiday or how you arranged the garden? Are you willing to tell us you girlfriend left you for a(nother) loser? Do you have ANY non knife-related topic you want to discuss? This is the place!

Moderators: Bonzo, Wally J. Corpse, The Motley Crew

Forum rules
There are a few things you should know before posting in these forums. If you are a new user, please click here and read carefully. Thanks a lot!
Post Reply
User avatar
Posts: 1490
Joined: Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:36 pm
Location: Norman, Oklahoma, USA

Afternoon ritual

Post by ILikeStilettos » Tue Aug 28, 2018 4:33 am

Richard, the barman, was on duty when he noticed the clock about to hit 6 PM. He knew Surgeon Theodore Binman would appear momentarily at his regular watering hole and would order his favorite libation, an Almond Daiquiri, which was always waiting for him when he stepped into the tavern. However, today the bar was totally out of almonds, so the counterman substituted a generous handful of hickory nuts, hoping that this would suffice.

The Surgeon appeared right on schedule and grabbed the glass for a thirsty sip as priority number one.

"Is this an Almond Daiquiri, Dick?"

"No, it's a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc."
Dave Sause
(405) 694-3690

"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"

"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."

User avatar
Posts: 3315
Joined: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:40 am
Location: New England, MA USA

Re: Afternoon ritual

Post by john » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:34 pm

Your friend on the web's most friendly community on knives and blades,

Massachusetts Where Everything is Illegal or Taxed

Post Reply