The art collector

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The art collector

Post by tequiza » Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:56 am

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only$5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.
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Re: The art collector

Post by john » Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:11 am

Good one!!!
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Re: The art collector

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Re: The art collector

Post by DonC » Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:37 pm

Good one.

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Re: The art collector

Post by natcherly » Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:26 pm

Laughed out loud at that one!

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