Keith Richards dies and goes to hell. He wakes up across from the devil, who's in a big chair wearing a $16,000 Armani suit.
The devil says, "Well, Keith, here you are and this is where you will spend eternity, and frankly I don't think you humans truly grasp the meaning of that word. Let's put it this way; it's a long time, but you know I've always dug your music, in fact, feel like a lot of it was inspired by me, so I'm gonna cut you a slide. Get your amp and guitar and come with me."
So they walk along this flaming corridor filled with screaming, wailing people. The devil points to a cave and says, "Welcome home." Richards goes in and shortly thereafter Jimi Hendricks walks in and plugs his guitar in. Then Dwayne Allman and Stevie Ray Vaughn come in and plug in their guitars. Then Duck Dunn plugs his base in, and Johnny Johnson sits down at the piano. Richards perks up and thinks, "Shit, this is gonna be fine."
Then from behind the drums Karen Carpenter says, "O.K....'Close To You'...one, two, three..."
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That's not funny!!!!! Putting her in the band is just, awful I guess.
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Jimi doing "Close to You" brings up some interesting visual images. And the sound!
When I saw him at UCLA in 68, he blew the circuit breakers feeding some of his amps. Plenty loud for me, but he insisted that to get the full "Jimi Hendrix Experience" the complete set of Marshalls needed to be on line. They found another circuit to use. My ears buzzed for a couple of days....
When I saw him at UCLA in 68, he blew the circuit breakers feeding some of his amps. Plenty loud for me, but he insisted that to get the full "Jimi Hendrix Experience" the complete set of Marshalls needed to be on line. They found another circuit to use. My ears buzzed for a couple of days....
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Saw Ted Nugent and couldn't hear anything until the next day.
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I have seen the Rolling Stones 50+ time's, in the state's ,Canada,and over the pond a few time's,I did play the skin's for 30 year's but now that I have a bad heart I just can not play at all,Keith will out live us ALL,like I said ,nice try ALFRED,only kidding. Eric
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hey Sammy,I show the WHO back in 1975,15th row dead center,my ear;s rang for a few daze,grate show,with Keith Moon the loon on drum's.