The little firefighter

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ILikeStilettos
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The little firefighter

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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed that the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner", the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Re: The little firefighter

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Ouch!!!!
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Saw that one coming Dave 8) :lol:
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tequiza wrote:Saw that one coming Dave 8) :lol:
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I saw it too, but laughed just as hard!

Dave, keep them coming, You could start a thread; it would become a classic.

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