I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no ... I was paroled."
It would be funny if it weren't so damned true
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It would be funny if it weren't so damned true
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"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
Re: It would be funny if it weren't so damned true
Good one Dave! Sad, but true.
"By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving"- My Wife (1963-Present)
Re: It would be funny if it weren't so damned true
All the prisons I’ve been in were hell holes.
By the way I did chuckle
By the way I did chuckle
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Re: It would be funny if it weren't so damned true
I didn't expect that punch line. Got me to chuckle too. Judging by the description, that must have been a swedish prison.john wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2018 2:21 am All fun 888 casino promo codes and the prisons I’ve been in were hell holes.
By the way I did chuckle