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It's been a while since we heard from our patron knife solicitor and hero, Mr. Tiny. I do know he's been quite busy lately, but I have captured on film, his little secret. Hanging around bus stops with his skin-head cap and revolting biker t-shirt trying to recruit women into his lair. Well, Mr. Tiny, I hope this is not one of those 'Special Dates' you've been trying to hook me up with. I almost blew chunks when I developed this one.
This could very well tarnish your image. Actually, I prefer 19 year old blonds with big tits and shaved mons.
Oh well, some things never change.
Best Regard's
Bonz
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Rasta-women: Anti-Shave (and bath) all the way.
The lesbo's: depends which one's on top.
Lemurian: Anti-Shave, but tends to bathe.
Buddha-broad-monks: Nairy a hair to be found.
I think most of those broads should be wearing flea collars and NO-PEST strips. Most are vagrant's (no, they don't belong to The Vagrant, well, at least I hope not anyway) and always have a hand out for a hand-out. I'll buy them a burger or something if they are hungry, but draw the line at giving them money. I usually point them towards the nearest church (they hate that, I wonder why?).
I thought I'd post a pic of some bigfoots left over from Wally's crisco oil party. He sent me this pic with the word's 'Wish you were here', Gee, I'm really heartbroken Wally. Maybe in another life.
When your tongue rolls out and hits the floor, yeah, it can leave you speechless. If I remember right, Wally told me he met these gals while out on a bicycle seat sniffing adventure. He really likes the one on the left with the gap between her front teeth, he told me thats what really turns him on. Eeechhhk!
So that's the way it is, 'eh? I see your in laws made it out on the three for one parole coupon from Govenor Light Grey. How can you accuse me of having fatso fun when you didn't even invite me? Is that your toupee I see a-squeezed between yer sisters?
AS ever,
Your ol' pal,
Wally J. Corpse
P.S. Just as my sainted father always said-" Son, always a kind word for everyone. By the way- F**k You!"
