The Real Mr. Tiny?

The Falcon · Post by **The Falcon** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 11:15 am

Bonz,

If you melted those three porkers down, you'd put Crisco out of business.

The Falcon

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 5:16 pm

Mr. Corpse,

If that toupee` has a chin strap, then it's ray's. He told me those thirty Rizutto's are hidden amongst the fleshy rolls. I 'll definately pass on that one. What really scares me, is how do they get dressed?

Mr. The Falcon,

I'd say if any of those 3 got caught near the beach, they'd be a prime candidate for a Japanese harpoon. What would the Iron Chefs do with something like that?

Best Regard's

Bonz

Vagrant · Post by **Vagrant** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 5:59 pm

If you melted them down there wouldn't be enough protein to feed a cat.

Doofus Emeritus · Post by **Doofus Emeritus** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:49 pm

Mr. Vagrant,

I would say you are probably right. However, you could probably produce enough Tallow to keep the candles burning in the Sistine Chapel for the next few centuries. You know ol' JerrBeer sent me a e-mail and he's drooling over those fleshy broads right now!

Best Regard's,

Bonz