'OLD' IS WHEN:
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
And you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot!
'OLD' IS WHEN:
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ... and your pacemaker opens the garage door!
'OLD' IS WHEN:
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN:
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN:
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
Old Is When:
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(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."
oldandfat@cox.net
(405) 694-3690
"And you're telling me this because, somehow, I look like I give a shit?"
"Let a smile be your umbrella and you're gonna get your dumb ass wet."