Old Is When:

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Old Is When:

Postby ILikeStilettos » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:26 am

'OLD' IS WHEN:
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
And you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN:
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy ... and your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN:
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN:
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN:
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
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