A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This here is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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Re: Coffee Alergy
Hilarious!
Al first I thought that this would actually explain much about the horrible mail service around here. Then I remembered, most of the staff in our PO are Chinese and female. Now I'm really worried....
Al first I thought that this would actually explain much about the horrible mail service around here. Then I remembered, most of the staff in our PO are Chinese and female. Now I'm really worried....
Re: Coffee Alergy
As a retired Letter Carrier of 20 years for the Postal Service, I can pretty much promise that nobody is laughing harder than me! lmao! Thanks Dave!
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Re: Coffee Alergy
Good one Dave. I didn't see that coming.
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Re: Coffee Alergy
Unfortunately neither did the guy applying for the jobjohn wrote:Good one Dave. I didn't see that coming.