Mr. Corpse,Wally J. Corpse wrote: If'n Mr. JimD is sincerely determined to remodel said kitchen via capital investment, eye can think of no better idea than he should fund the import of two experts, (you and I), in order to provide him with what we think he needs or, at least, amuses us, do you concur?
My experience with homeowners and property destruction has driven me to the commercial/industrial/public works side of the spectrum. I respectfully decline your idea that we traumatize Mr. & Mrs. Jim D with our Coor's driven Blue Oyster Cult switchblade buddy mentality, tearing apart perfectly good real estate, smearing wet patch on the walls, turning over trash cans, and littering the countryside with empty Coor's cans.
Best regards,
Bonz
PS- Does sound like fun though..