IRS Audit

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ILikeStilettos
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IRS Audit

Post by ILikeStilettos »

If you've ever owned your own business, been an entrepreneur or wondered what it's like doing so, this is as close to reality as it gets. The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

BOAT OWNER" "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"
Dave Sause
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Very funny ha ha Ha ha ha !!!
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Can I identify with that! The advantage of owning your own business is that you get to meet new people, such as friendly IRS agents. Been there, done etc.
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