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PLEASE keep that door locked! You could scar someone's life forever.
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Greetings I'm Doofus E.-

Izzat the best barb ye could sling? Jeepers, how the mighty have fallen...You're routinely re-occurring posting fascination with self flagellation wears thin after so many pages. Eye was hoping that your re-emergence uponst theses hollowed halls would have at least a shadow of a glimmer of'n yer old ability to skillfully word jest, especially after your recovery fromst your self induced coma due to voluntary over imbibing of rotund gals' Bartholin gland fluids. Therefore, you are, until such time AS later, hereby summarily demoted from "Doofus Emeritus" to 'Doofus Failed At Goofism", assemble acronym yourself.

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It happens. You have taken at least the 1st step and maybe the 5th or 4th....hmmmm I got me own probs too....never that one but plenty of others. The pic attached is of a friend but thought it fitttttting. be careful....and remember that you be among friends. A lot of sick ones but at least friends.
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You seem to be getting back to your unusual self Wally. At least I hope so.
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Greetings, Mr. Sammy The Blade-

Even my usual self is "UN-"

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...With all the cell phone users trying to run my Harley off the road these days, I'll stick with my other 5-speed Springer w/ ape hangers. More my speed as of late...
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JulesVane wrote:...With all the cell phone users trying to run my Harley off the road these days, I'll stick with my other 5-speed Springer w/ ape hangers. More my speed as of late...
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Mr. Corpse, here is a post on the Sharper Deal forum which you may not have seen. It apparently deals with roofing (I think). The author may be attempting to emulate your unique style, but in that he/she/it has failed. However, AS our resident roofing expert, can you elucidate or comment?
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There was a hyper link in the original post, but I removed it as it may be harmful...
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I had a green sting ray, for some reason no one saw it in the cards for me to have a pea picker but I was happy enough with the one speeder for a long time. sorta wish i still had the thing.
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Hi Markco..Started collecting Krates a while back. Had over 20 of them at one time. Filled 3 rooms of my house.
This 1972 Pea Picker with disc brake ought to bring back some memories. Could post a bunch of pics., but didn't mean to impose on this thread...
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Greetings Mr. Natcherly- commentary regarding goofitized roof post forthcoming
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A LITTLE CLARIFICATION: that is not a springer front end, butt a girder frontend styled after what you'd find on the Indian motorcyce.
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TRYKER wrote:A LITTLE CLARIFICATION: that is not a springer front end, butt a girder frontend styled after what you'd find on the Indian motorcyce.
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TRYKER wrote:A LITTLE CLARIFICATION: that is not a springer front end, butt a girder frontend styled after what you'd find on the Indian motorcyce.
Thank you kind Sir Tryker for that clarification. Over the years of collecting them, nobody ever referred to it as that, but 'tis true. I stand corrected.
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