I tried the Purina Dog Chow diet.

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Fishtail Picklock
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I tried the Purina Dog Chow diet.

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This is the diet that consists of eating a healthy breakfast, lunch and small dinner. Between meals, you have two handfuls of Purina Dog Chow kibbles in a plastic bag inside your jacket pocket. When you're hungry, you eat a couple of kibbles to curb your appetite.

I tried this for about three weeks. Everything was going quite well until I was nearly struck by a School Bus while I was pissing on a fire hydrant. :shock:
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Viking45
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Re: I tried the Purina Dog Chow diet.

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:lol: That's a good one.
I heard a joke today where a lady in the same apartment building asked her neighbor if he could tell if she had a cat in her apartment and he said I can't tell if you have a cat but I can tell you have a box of turds in there. :lol:
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