A death in the nursing home

[ILikeStilettos]

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong and he replied, "Yes, Nurse Tracy, my 'Private Part' died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."

***

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. When Nurse Tracy spotted him she gently admonished, "Mr. Wallace, you shouldn't be walking around like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died."

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

(You've gotta love this.)

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

[Fishtail Picklock]

Uhhhhhhhhh... yeah.

[Furcs]

[john]