A little person from Texas was experiencing constant pain in his crotch area. The cowboy went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and shorts and he would have a look.
The doctor stood him up on the examining table, and started to examine him. He put one finger under his left testicle and told the cowpoke to turn his head and cough; the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle and asked him to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side ... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The man was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the guy to pill up his jeans and to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The vertically challenged man was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his balls were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The cowboy replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
A painful situation
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A painful situation
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