I took an friend from Scotland to a soccer game (to make him feel at home).
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I took an friend from Scotland to a soccer game (to make him feel at home).
After the game, he said "Take me out for a good, old-fashioned American beer. I don't want any 'fancy microbrews', just a taste of "real America." So I bought him a Budweiser. Angus took one sip and spat it out on the floor. He looked at me and exclaimed, "This beer tastes like a glass of horse *i$$!" I shot back, "See, I knew you'd like it!"
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Re: I took an friend from Scotland to a soccer game (to make him feel at home).
he is 100% right,bud is the pit of beers,have him try any Sam Adams beer, when I was in England at a pub I was talking to a guy and when his pint was empty I said that the next one was on me, what did he ask for? a bud,I told him that some of the BEST beers in the world are made in your country and you ask for this piss, so he had a pint of bitter.
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Re: I took an friend from Scotland to a soccer game (to make him feel at home).
That joke was written during the 1970's. Some humor gets better with age. This joke is part of that group.
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Re: I took an friend from Scotland to a soccer game (to make him feel at home).
Being from Missouri it seems that Bud Light is the most popular beer anywhere I go, however I would prefer a Busch over just about any St. Louis product. I usually don't try many new products but a few years back I tried Busch Copper and thought it was the best beer to come from Anheuser-Busch.
As for regular Bud, no thanks, I would much prefer a cheap beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon or a Stag.
It has been quite a few years back but a friend had some Narragansett from Rhode Island (I think?) and it was really a good tasting beer, has a unique flavor.
At 10/11 bucks a six pack I don't have it as much as I used to but Spaten Optimator is my favorite beer to date. It is actually a German malt liquor and definitely not for everyone.
As for regular Bud, no thanks, I would much prefer a cheap beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon or a Stag.
It has been quite a few years back but a friend had some Narragansett from Rhode Island (I think?) and it was really a good tasting beer, has a unique flavor.
At 10/11 bucks a six pack I don't have it as much as I used to but Spaten Optimator is my favorite beer to date. It is actually a German malt liquor and definitely not for everyone.
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Re: I took an friend from Scotland to a soccer game (to make him feel at home).
do they still make BALLENTINE ???
excuse da spellin last time i saw a can it was before pop tops and i wasn't old enuff ta drink.
excuse da spellin last time i saw a can it was before pop tops and i wasn't old enuff ta drink.
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Re: I took an friend from Scotland to a soccer game (to make him feel at home).
I'm an old high life drinker! Been drinkin it since I was 18 so might just as well stay with it.
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