A Soldier, Airman and a Sailor were bragging in a bar.
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A Soldier, Airman and a Sailor were bragging in a bar.
The Airman claimed he was so tough that you could cut his pinkie off and he wouldn't flinch. The bartender accommodated him and sure enough, the AirForce Airman didn't even bat an eyelash. The Soldier Scoffed at him and laid his hand on the bar defying the bartender to amputate it. The bartender did so and the Soldier barely winced. The Sailor laid his p*ni$ on the bar and looked at the bartender. The barkeep blanched and stuttered, "Y-you don't want me to cut that off, do you?!" "No," the Sailor replied, "just kiss it, and it will come off on its own."
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