I was visiting an American Legion post (I don't drink, but everyone else was). When a large woman grabbed me from behind and squealed, "You're cute! May I have your phone number?" I asked, "Do you have a pen?" She replied, "Yes." I told her you had better get back in it before the farmer notices that you're missing."
That cost me six stitches and three hours in the Emergency Room.
Two weeks later I was visiting the same American Legion when a rather rotund woman began dancing on our table. I said. "Nice legs". She said, "Do you really think so?" I shot back, "Certainly! Any other table would have collapsed by now."
Another seven stitches and a night in the hospital in order to recover.
When you grow older, some things don't really seem to matter, do they?
When you grow older, it doesn't seem to matter...
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When you grow older, it doesn't seem to matter...
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Re: When you grow older, it doesn't seem to matter...
LOL
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A man who brags about how smart he is, wouldn't if he was.
"Rose-colored glassses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams"
Re: When you grow older, it doesn't seem to matter...
If it wasn't for bad luck, you'd have no luck at all. LOL!
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Re: When you grow older, it doesn't seem to matter...
I was at the "public swimming hole" and was caught peeing in it. The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly that I almost peed on a woman in the pool!
Fishtail Picklock